Comet Ping Pong

Comet Ping Pong is a pizzeria owned by James Alefantis, one of the “50 most powerful people in DC” according to GQ magazine. Along the way to this somewhat suspicious billing, Alefantis has become friends with the likes of Hillary Clinton, John Podesta and Tony Podesta. In fact, it was Tony Podesta’s leaked emails that put a spotlight on Comet Ping Pong in the first place, in late 2016.

The use of pedophilic code words scattered across dozens of these emails led to an extensive online investigation by regular people across the globe, as local and federal law enforcement refused to look into it at all. Online investigators were accusing James Alefantis (Comet Ping Pong), nearby Besta Pizza, Hillary Clinton and other prominent politicians of child trafficking and sexual abuse on minors.

Live Music at Comet Ping Pong

Ever since the Pizzagate scandal broke, James Alefantis has denied the allegations and has maintained that Comet Ping Pong is actually a family-friendly restaurant.

Live music is frequently a part of this “family-friendly” experience. I wonder what kind of music they have for parents to bring their kids to see…

Sex Stains: performing at Comet Ping Pong, a family-friendly restaurant. “All ages” it says, right there on the poster. It gets worse, buckle up…The following images are screenshots I took from the music video for their song “Land of La LA”:

A blue spiral triangle, just like the one on the FBI bulletin about the symbols that pedophiles use, this one signifying “boy love”. This block with the symbol on it gets a lot of screen time in the video, which also has members of the band making suggestive faces at the camera, and this scene right here:

The lyrics of the song are no less damning than the visuals, with a hook that includes the line “they want love, yeah right, rough!”

Imagine taking your kids to a “family-friendly” restaurant that you’d never been to before, and then James Alefantis comes out and is like, “Ladies and gentleman and kids of all ages, here’s the Sex Stains!” and then this group of pro-pedophilia freaks hits the stage singing about rough sex while making O-faces…yikes…

Here’s another promo poster used by Comet Ping Pong, for a band called The Coathangers, who also played at the restaurant. I imagine that they call themselves The Coathangers as a reference to abortion but I have no proof of that, other than what looks like blood drops dripping from the coat hanger in the poster artwork below.

So pretty much all of the art on this poster is designed to attract like-minded individuals. The pentagram, the upside-down cross, the Illuminati all-seeing eye and (probably) the coat hanger itself. And the cat face on there is confirmation of my lifelong belief that cats are evil and in opposition to dogs, who are all that’s good in this world (mostly kidding about the cat part).

Look at the opening acts: there is a band called Teen Liver playing on the same night. And again, “all ages”.

Comet Ping Pong has also hosted a band called Heavy Breathing, whose music videos are pretty disturbing to say the least. Here is a video of Heavy Breathing at Comet Ping Pong, with a member of the group joking with the audience members about pedophilia:

In response to an audience member saying that so-and-so likes little boys, the man/woman/not sure from Heavy Breathing says, “We all have our preferences…” before laughing like an actual retard.

So this is what goes on at James Alefantis’ restaurant. These are they types of bands he invites in constantly, and yet when questioned about Pizzagate he just can’t fathom why anyone would think that Comet Ping Pong is anything but a family-friendly place. The media also completely ignored all of this. Indeed there are very few remaining actual journalists in this country.

Ben Swann

Ben Swann of CBS46 was the one news anchor who decided to cover the story in an honest and earnest way. That is, without ignoring complete sections of the investigation. For this transgression, he was suspended by the station. CBS46 also took away his Reality Check segment, a segment of the show where he would investigate a wide range of topics in the news, for all episodes going forward.

Most of the six-minute segment revolved around the leaked emails and also the FBI bulletin about pedophile symbols. He never accused anyone of anything and even made a point to not show some of James Alefantis’ Instagram posts, saying that there were some which were too disturbing to show on television.

James Alefantis, on the other hand, was invited onto shows like Megyn Kelly’s, where she tossed him a few softball questions and went on and on about how much of a victim he was for having his name associated with pedophilia.

In January of 2018, just over a year after the segment on Pizzagate aired, Ben Swann was fired from the company for trying to bring Reality Check back.

Is There a Basement?

One aspect of some confusion is the questioned existence of a basement at Comet Ping Pong, where online investigators posit that some of the nefarious activities take place. James Alefantis is on record scoffing at the supposed existence of a basement. This was then countered when an article surfaced in which he talks about storing tomato sauce “…in the basement.”

This is still to this day cited as an “ah-ha!” moment. It’s not, though. Alefantis was actually talking about his other restaurant; Buck’s Fishing & Camping. The truth is that we still don’t know whether or not there is a basement at Comet Ping Pong.

Alefantis & Friends Instagram Posts

Speaking of storage spaces:

The above image was posted by James Alefantis (jimmycomet on Instagram). In the comments section he says “#murder”…

Interestingly, there are also comments from a couple of other people who also had highly suspect Instagram accounts at the time: gordyspicklejar (commented “mama big!”) and werkinonmahnightcheese (commented “#killroom”). Alefantis (jimmycomet) and these two, as well as a handful of others, could be seen commenting on a lot of each other’s creepy and/or sexual posts.

James Alefantis’ Instagram posts are so gross and disturbing that there is a separate page for them, for those who choose to take a look. Here is a link to that page:

James Alefantis’ Instagram Posts

The user werkinonmahnightcheese makes child-sized coffins in a shitty looking factory building and apparently owns what looks like the very definition of a rape van.

Here’s another image uploaded by James Alefantis, advertising his “family-friendly” restaurant:

Artwork at Comet Ping Pong

Going back to the security camera image from the Is There a Basement? section of this page, those ping pong tables are probably the same ones as seen in the following image.

Let’s take a closer look at the artwork on the wall…

We’ve got a couple of horned characters holding decapitated heads…You know it’s bad when this is probably the least disturbing thing we’ve seen so far.

Oh and this is what the bathroom walls looked like before they redesigned:

I wonder why they didn’t concern themselves with removing any of that graffiti…especially the ejaculating penis and the “SHUT UP N’ FUCK” parts…

Summary

• A pizzeria owner made GQ’s list of the 50 most powerful people in Washington, DC.
• This pizzeria owner and his pizzeria gained attention through the leaked emails of John Podesta.
• Alefantis is friends with not only the Podestas, but also Hillary Clinton.
• Despite claims that his restaurant is family-friendly, he has invited several pro-pedophilia bands to play at Comet Ping Pong.
• Comet Ping Pong also hosts events like the one advertised in the image below.
• There is a video of an invited musician blatantly joking with the audience members about pedophilia.
• James Alefantis frequently posted about murder and child molestation on Instagram, often simping over babies and toddlers.
• The artwork inside the restaurant is highly questionable for any type of restaurant, let alone a family-friendly pizzeria and ping pong dive.
• Ben Swann, the one news anchor/reporter who actually covered Pizzagate like a real journalist, had his career wrecked for doing so.
• Megyn Kelly invited James Alefantis onto her show specifically to make him look like a victim and deceive the viewers by refusing to talk about any of the evidence that online investigators found.

Seems like a lot to ignore in order to say that there’s nothing to see here. Something is not right with James Alefantis. Comet Ping Pong at the very least is not a place that any child should ever be. And it’s pretty astounding that he was never investigated and his restaurant never searched by the proper authorities.