John and Tony Podesta

Pizzagate centers around the repulsive crimes of political elites. Perhaps no other politician in the United States is as wrapped up in all of this as the Podesta brothers- John and Tony.

The Company They Keep

GQ publishes its list of the “50 most powerful people in Washington DC” every few years, focusing almost exclusively on the politicians who more or less run the United States. The 2012 edition has the husband and wife pair of Tony and Heather Podesta holding down the number 23 spot. Further down the list at number 49 is James Alefantis.

The Podestas made the list for the tens of millions of dollars that they’d been able to raise in their efforts to get their clients elected to office. They have an impressive track record.

Alefantis runs a small DC pizzeria.

This list isn’t the only thing that connects the DC dough thrower with the Podestas, however. Alefantis is actually good friends with both the political power couple and Tony Podesta’s younger brother, John.

Tony is present at James Alefantis’ birthday party every year and Alefantis is Tony’s go-to pizza guy whenever he wants to show off his art collection at his house in Falls Church, Virginia. Yes, Tony Podesta frequently invites a bunch of people over to his house in order to show off his art collection. And James Alefantis is there baking a bunch of pizzas so that everyone can walk around eating pizza while looking at art. What kind of art? This kind of art:

The Art

A Washington Post article from 2004 details one of these exhibitions and how the visitors who walked into one specifically horrifying bedroom were met with pictures by Katy Grannan. Apparently, child pornography qualifies as art to some people, as Katy Grannan is a photographer known for her “documentary-style” photos of naked teenagers.

Tony’s wife Heather recalls this moment seemingly with pride.

“They were horrified,” she is quoted as saying, with a “grin spreading across her face” according to the article.

So, they’re both freaks…let’s introduce John Podesta. Here’s a piece of art from John’s office, by the way (just in case you thought for a second that maybe he’s not a creep too):

John Podesta was White House Chief of Staff to President Bill Clinton and Counselor to the President for the Obama administration. It was his email account that was hacked, along with presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s, which led to the eventual flood of information known as Pizzagate. Wikileaks published the leaked emails in November, 2016. John was Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager at the time.

The Emails

Pizza was mentioned a lot in the leaked emails.

It is well known that “cheese pizza” or “CP” is code used by pedophiles when talking about child pornography. Probably lesser-known is that “pizza” is a pedophile euphemism for young girls.

This doesn’t, however, make all the talk of pizza in the leaked emails immediately suspicious on it’s own. Indeed, the mainstream media was quick to criticize this line of thinking, parroting condescending variations of “These online investigators think it’s weird that a pizzeria owner and his friends would talk about pizza.”

Included among MSM’s first responders against the leaking of all of this information was Stephen Colbert, who did a whole segment of attempted debunking on his Comedy Central show The Colbert Report. Colbert is extremely biased here though, as he and John Podesta are very close friends…

…and he, like everyone else in the mainstream media, chose to ignore the absolute absurdity of some of the emails in question. It’s pretty clear that they’re not really talking about pizza in these emails.

A handkerchief with a map on it that seems pizza-related: does any such thing exist in the world, or are they speaking in code? There were many emails like this that set off red flags in the minds of the people investigating (which did not include the police since an official investigation was never launched).

Look at this next one, from Tony Podesta to John Podesta:

Apparently, the Podestas rent pizzas and pay by the hour. What a clever way to save money! Definitely nothing to see here…or, again, maybe “pizza” is actually a codeword for something else: not food-related, not even CP, but perhaps something one would rent, if one were a complete monster.

Speaking of monsters…

Tamera Luzzatto

In the following email to John Podesta, a woman named Tamera Luzzatto is seen going over their planned swim date meet-up.

It seems like children being present and in a swimming pool is a very important part, or even focal point, of this meet-up. Luzzatto even calls this “entertainment”- we’re talking about kids swimming…

Think it’s just an odd choice of words? No, this lady is evil. Here’s a screenshot of the website that she used to run:

In the blurb right below the site title, she’s talking about a child named Evelyn, who the site is named after: “…you can spend some time with her, raw and uncut.”

Membership was required to access most of her website, but the tags listed on the sidebar offer a glimpse into what it was all about. Tags like “baby ambien”, “discomfort”, “filth”, “parental manipulation” and “tranquilizers” are more than suspicious on a website that promises “raw and uncut” access to small children.

Tamera Luzzatto was Hillary Clinton’s Chief of Staff while the latter was a member of the Senate.

Spirit Cooking

John and Tony Podesta are also friends of mainstream edgelord artist Marina Abramovic. When the emails were leaked the public was made aware of a thing called “spirit cooking”.

Depending on who you ask, spirit cooking is either art or a ritual or some type of magic. Marina Abramovic herself has said that the difference is in the setting. Basically stating that it’s an occult ritual if takes place in a private setting and that it’s nothing more than art if it’s something that is simply displayed in an art gallery.

Abramovic has been photographed with Jay Z, Lady Gaga and Blondie at these types of events. I wonder if they’ve tried the sperm and breast milk recipe…

Summary

• Tony Podesta has a vast art collection which includes a lot of paintings of children in compromising positions, who look as though they are about to be killed or raped.
• Tony invites people to his house to view this art collection, and also has James Alefantis there making pizza for everyone to eat while they look at this art.
• John Podesta’s email was hacked, revealing many conversations involving pedophilic code words which otherwise make no sense if you try to assume that they’re really just talking about food.
• John Podesta, like his brother Tony, is also into creepy art (the cannibalism painting in his office).
• Stephen Colbert and others tried to debunk Pizzagate while ignoring almost all of the facts.
• Stephen Colbert and John Podesta are good friends.
• Tamera Luzzatto emailed John Podesta about having him over to watch children swim.
• Tamera Luzzatto ran a website that promised “raw, uncut” access to children.
• Marina Abramovic invited the Podesta brothers to a spirit cooking.

It would have been easier to just judge the books by their covers in this case, because John and Tony Podesta are just as creepy and gross as they look. I’ve never heard of anyone collecting the kind of art that Tony Podesta collects, it is really sick to have a house full of realistic paintings of captive children in various states of undress and torture.

There aren’t enough excuses in the world for what’s in the leaked emails: obvious use of pedophilic code words, spirit cooking and Tamera Luzzatto.

And much like when Megyn Kelly came to the rescue for James Alefantis, Stephen Colbert did the same for his friends. By pretending to cover the story, while omitting literally almost everything, the media gambled that no one watching their programming would look into it on their own. For those who did, the mainstream media’s lack of journalistic integrity only makes everything all the more suspicious.

One Final Note

It can’t be overstated just how influential John Podesta is. For a man who is almost definitely into some sick, evil shit, his work history over the last 25 years is horrifying in how impressive it is:

Years	Boss	Position
1993-1995	Bill Clinton	White House Staff Secretary
1997-1998	Bill Clinton	White House Deputy Chief of Staff
1998-2001	Bill Clinton	White House Chief of Staff
2014-2015	Barack Obama	Counselor to the President
2016	Hillary Clinton	Campaign Chairman
2022-Present	Joe Biden	Senior Advisor to the President (green energy)