Is Michelle Obama a Man?

This is a pretty popular conspiracy theory. Pretty much everyone knows someone who fully believes that Michelle Obama is a man, biologically.

As is the case with many conspiracy theories, there is a lot to uncover for those willing to dig. It goes a lot deeper than merely pointing out things like her long, muscular arms, wide shoulders and bulging traps.

For starters, would you believe that there are no known photos of a pregnant Michelle Obama? Pretty suspicious for a famous mother of two.

Here’s a question for anyone who has a wife: have you ever accidentally called your wife a man’s name? Barack Obama managed to do that on the TV show Running Wild with Bear Grylls. When asked if there’s anything that scares him, he suspiciously fumbled with his own wife’s name.

“When my Michael-wh-wh…when Michelle’s mad…”

So the first name that came out was Michael, not suspicious only because it’s a man’s name but also because Michael is what many people believe Michelle’s real birth name to be.

Michael LaVaughn Robinson

The meat of the theory- sorry, let me rephrase that…The theory in a nut-shell (lol) is that Michelle Obama was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson. Robinson was a real person who supposedly played football in college, though evidence for that is not readily available- it’s been scrubbed from the internet, according to online investigators.

What we do have is a picture of a young Barack Obama walking with a young man who not only looks like Michelle but also looks, well…pretty gay (no offense to anyone, I’m just trying to piece this all together).

Speaking of piecing things together, this part right here is one of those tingly-feeling times that makes being a conspiracy theorist so fun. The smoking gun, the missing puzzle piece…Can you feel it, reader? There’s something to this conspiracy theory.

Let’s take a look at the elbows…

I don’t know what that is, other than an indent in a lighter shade than the surrounding skin, but they both have it in the exact same spot. What are the odds? To be able to fully appreciate how unlikely this all is, it feels necessary to list the would-be coincidences springing forth from just this one picture.

• Barack Obama knew someone in his early adulthood who looked very much like a male version of his future wife.
• The ages look like they could definitely match up. Barack was born in 1961 and Michelle was born in 1964. The two noted in the above photograph could definitely be three years apart in age.
• The man on the far right in the picture looks like he is a part of what would come to be known as the LGBTQ community. This would make a lot of sense if we’re to assume for arguments sake that at some point Michael LaVaughn Robinson transitioned and became Michelle.
• They both have the same discolored indent thingy on their right elbows. And this is a very rare marking. No one that I know has this and no one that you know has this either. And these “two” people have exactly matching ones? I’m not buying it.

Michelle’s Battle with the Bulge

I’ve never heard or read any kind of possible explanation for the bulge in Michelle’s crotch. One could argue that all of the pictures showing a bulge are photoshopped, but it becomes a moot point when there is also video of her junk.

These pictures of her in a purple dress are cool because they were taken a fraction of a second apart from each other. They capture a moment in which Michelle Obama notices a bulge in her crotch and tries to hide it.

And boy is she upset about it. Someone thought it was funny though…

Video

Here is perhaps the most cited piece of evidence referenced by believers of this conspiracy theory: the video of Michelle Obama dancing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

I don’t have to tell you that there is 100% something in there flopping around, hammering the shit out of the crotch of her pajama pants. What else could be down there, swinging around so recklessly? Maybe it’s just one of those random, one-time, unexplainable fluke event mysteries of life…

OR MAYBE NOT…

Astonishing stuff. It’s crazy how most people have never seen these videos, either one of which could surely change some opinions about what Michelle Obama is (note: I will continue to refer to Michelle as a “she” for the duration of this article, but only to avoid confusion.).

Not enough people know just how much evidence is out there and mostly easy to find. Apparently though, many people do know what’s going on and that segues us into a story about the late great Joan Rivers.

Joan Rivers: “We All Know It”

After officiating a wedding for her friends Joe Aiello and Jed Ryan in 2014, longtime comedian and television personality Joan Rivers was approached on the street by a reporter and asked how long she thought it would take for America to see its first gay president.

“We already have it with Obama, so let’s just calm down,” she replied. She then started to walk away before stopping to turn around and add, “You know Michelle is a tranny.”

Taken by surprise, the reporter asked her to repeat what she had said.

“A transgender. We all know it.”

Just weeks later, Rivers had surgery done on her throat. She went in to have an endoscopy but the doctors, without getting Joan’s consent, instead performed a laryngoscopy on her vocal chords. An anesthesiologist even voiced concern to the surgeon about the 81 year old star’s ability to breathe if this procedure were to be attempted, but was told that she was just being paranoid.

On September 4th, 2014, Joan Rivers died due to brain damage caused by lack of oxygen. Joan’s daughter, Melissa Rivers, sued the doctors involved and a settlement was reached for an undisclosed amount.

And so, knowing that it is possible that she was killed for what she said, let’s watch the video of what Joan Rivers said about Michelle Obama.

That’s not even the only time that Barack Obama has been publicly called gay, by the way.

Barack Obama: 1st Gay President?

Another thing about that cover: how incredibly lame to unironically put a fucking halo over his head (or anyone’s, for that matter). The mainstream media is all propaganda, they are slaves to the globalist agenda.

Obama didn’t even support gay marriage until like 2012. Even then he had to come out and say it before he wanted to because his VP (Joe Biden) let it slip that they were planning on publicly acknowledging support for it in the leadup to the 2012 election. In other words, it was all about getting more votes.

“What About Sasha and Malia?”

Martin Nesbitt and Anita Blanchard are a married couple from Chicago.

Nesbitt, a business man, is the chairman of the board of directors for the Obama foundation. He is also one of Barack Obama’s closest friends.

Blanchard is a professor of Obstetrics/Gynecology at University of Chicago. She is also the doctor who delivered Malia and Sasha Obama.

The two families go on vacations together and are neighbors in Kenwood, the historic district of Chicago. Their daughters even went to school together at the University of Chicago Lab School.

So like, they’re very close with the Obamas.

Also they look a lot more like Malia and Sasha than Barack and Michelle do.

What if Anita Blanchard didn’t deliver Malia and Sasha to their mother? What if Anita Blanchard is their mother?

If the Obamas needed a couple of kids in order to better pull off the facade of a straight cisgender couple, there would be no better candidates to go through for a secret adoption than Martin and Anita. Barack and Michelle can trust them, and their close proximity would allow for the real parents to be able to stay involved in the lives of their secret children.

Anita’s credentials would also come in handy here: she is credited with being Michelle’s doctor during the phony pregnancies and deliveries, so if any suspecting journalist were to go to the doctor with questions, they’d be met with someone who Barack and Michelle can trust to keep their secrets.

Here’s a quick game to play: look at the image below. Start with the top row and choose which person looks more likely to be the father of the girl in the middle. Then go to the bottom row and pick which person looks more likely to be the mother of the girl in the middle of that row.

Summary

• There is no photographic proof that Michelle Obama has ever been pregnant.
• Martin Nesbitt and Anita Blanchard look a lot like Sasha and Malia Obama and are good friends of Barack and Michelle. Anita supposedly delivered the two babies.
• Barack used to know a man who looks just like Michelle, including the same exact marking on the right elbow.
• Barack’s brother Malik is not sold on Michelle actually being a biological female.
• Joan Rivers died under suspicious circumstances weeks after publicly stating that Michelle is a transgender.
• There are pictures where Michelle’s bulge is clearly visible.
• There are videos where Michelle’s bulge is clearly visible.
• Barack accidentally referred to Michelle as “Michael” on TV.

It really is surprising how much evidence there is, circumstantial and physical. And you can pretty much take your pick on which bits are the most damning. This dude was almost certainly born a male, and the reason why it matters is because he deceived the entire nation and made a mockery of the office of first lady of the United States.

Oh and by the way, Michelle has also claimed to have had a miscarriage years ago. What a fucking repugnant and callous thing to lie about. It’s really a shame that so many women look up to this horrible person, but that’s the world we live in.